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    New to the forums but not new to Crested or Matt. I bought my first Crested from Matt back when he worked at this nifty petshop called VIPets. I continue to buy MOST of my geckos from VIP but I've been known to buy from my local Petco because the people there are idiots and they price EVERYTHING the same. My petco does take great care of some animals but others are less fortunate but I've never had a problem with anything I've gotten from there. Over the past few years, I've had 12 Cresteds but I lost 4 due to them getting under my cage liner and suffocating and last year I lost three that I got from Matt while I was away on an over-nighter. I have yet to determine what caused this loss. I'm back up to ten and I'm currently eyeing yet another baby Matt has produced.

    Outside of geckos, I'm a spaz. I have a Suriname redtail girl who I treat better than my family, two emperor scorpions with two ugly, squishy maggot-white babies, 9 ducks, bearded dragons, 7 dogs, 9-12 cats I don't remember anymore, and a very pissy betta. I used to have a pair of marbled and bibrons but they were so mean that I couldn't open the cage without getting bitten. So mean they KILLED an adult Tokay. No joke, people. They now live in my freezer and I don't feel bad about it one bit.

    I live with my mom and I'm a total mooch. I admit it and I don't care cuz I'm in school and it's a full time gig. I have my own business in the works, dealing with reptile education. I have contracts with several schools and I have two partners; a fellow reptile nut and a photographer.

    I live smack dab in the middle of Rockford, Belding, Greenville and Lowell but I'm still in Kent county...that's Michigan talk for all of you out of staters who are clueless right now. I live on a lake and 7 acres of swamp and semi-dry land. I like to steal lawn ornaments and put them in other peoples' yards and the nifty ones I keep in my closet. I'm a metalhead and I'm insecure in my relationship with my father. I rarely drink and I don't do drugs or smoke. If you want to know anything more about me, I'll answer pretty much any question you have.

  • #2
    Nice to know! Glad you like it here. BTW what does SWH mean?
    Steve Page

    1.1 Anery Hondos
    1.1 Ball Pythons
    0.0.3 crested geckos (hopefully more soon!)
    1.1 Hypo Tangerine Leopard Geckos
    0.2 SHCT Leopard Geckos
    0.1 Albino Leopard Gecko


    • #3
      stealing lawn ornaments and placing them in other peoples yard? oh man, that sounds like a good time!! I gotta try that! lol
      It is truly an upside-down world we live in where lies are truths, criminals are our nations’ leaders, and Satan’s minions are considered men of God.


      • #4
        Stealing lawn gnomes?!? You're sick, bro. Welcome to the club.

        "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
        President Geo. W Bush in an interview with CBS News, Washington D.C., Sept. 6, 2006


        • #5
          SWH stands for Satan's Widdle Hellper. It's my known alias and I've had it since I was 9 or so. I prolly forgot to mention that my name is Beth. And yes Lumpy, it's HILARIOUS! I did one a week ago involving those inflatable ones only I moved them six houses down and across the street. I'm a sucker for those BIIIIG deer...I've got 27 hidden in our woods.


          • #6
            LOL- one christmas my best friend's neighbor had a wicker deer on their doorstep and we repeatedly flipped it upside down so it was sitting on it's antlers- every night for a month we did this. Finally a week before christmas they took it inside because they got sick of it so we started flipping their door mat over! The knew it was us but never could catch us... they just gave us the evil eye every time we passed. I'll have to try stealing the lawn deco next!! I think it would be awesome to put it on another neighbors patio
            Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!
            ~Kurt Vonnegut


            • #7
              LOL! I have a buddy in my unit who said he and his friends used to go out at Christmastime and rearrange all those lit up deer into "compromising" positions..... THey got bonus points for including Christmas elves and also if they managed to rearrange every house on an entire block.... I would have loved to do THAT Christmas neighborhood tour!
              "Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight;
              You gotta kick at the darkness 'till it bleeds daylight....."
              --Bare Naked Ladies


              • #8
                I like to have Santa in compromising positions with the deer and vice versa. Lasy X-mas, there was an actual sleigh out on a neighbor's yeard so my friends and I hooked it up to the back of my jeep and went for a joyride around the lake. We got pulled over by the cops but once they realized that we weren't REALLY breaking any laws and I wasn't drunk, they just let us off with the warning that we'd better return it in the EXACT same condition we found it. The greatest part is that my neighbors STILL don't know! xD

                I used to be big on trading horses and other livestock since I live by several farms and such. I've successfully replaced the cows on a diary farm with the horses from a boarding stable overnight with the help of 17 people. But I stopped once police became involved and now patrol the heavy farming areas on a regular basis. This was back in 04 and I've semi-matured since then.


                • #9
                  I always thought people only did those things in movies and TV shows.
                  Live and learn.
                  If you can read this, thank a teacher.


                  • #10
                    assome So your a metal head too. So whats your current bands your listening too? I would say your favorite but if your like me it varies.
                    We once stole a coworkers garden gnome and took it places on a road trip taking pictures and sending it to quite fun.
                    Fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy
                    ---Mike Scott


                    • #11
                      The movies steal their ideas from us country folk. We get bored REALLY fast and given all the resources out here, we can have a LOT of fun. We always run through cornfields on Halloween though and the first person to bleed gets vodka poured on their wound.

                      Currently, I'm into Slipknot, Children of Bodom, Dimmu Borgir, Avenged Sevenfold, Cradle of Filth, Metallica, Black Label Society, Mudvayne, Rob Zombie, and some hard rock stuff like Godsmack, new Drowning Pool, Dope, Stone Sour and old school hair/glam metal.


                      • #12

                        And keep in mind that if you every have anything disappear, and you can't find it...the gnomes are getting back at you!

                        ~ Dorothy ~

                        4.7 Crested Gecko ~ 2.0.1 Chahoua ~ 0.1 Gargoyle
                        1.2 Leopard Gecko ~ 1.0 Bearded Dragon ~ 1.1 Pictus
                        1.0 Anole ~ 1.0 Box Turtle ~ 1.0 Tree Frog