Single black and white male desperately seeking that perfect someone.

I've been looking for what seems like forever, but I just haven't found that perfect lady for walks on the branch, extreme crapping while hanging upside-down, and moonlight squeak-enades. As you can see, I'm quite a catch - I've got a dark, dark background and really nicely-separated cream patches on my back.

I really want a girl that is dark like I am with no other markings, to see if my stepping-stone pattern carries on without cream input from the female. I could possibly settle for something else if you think she might be a good fit. Ultimately, I want someone without tiger-type stripes or a lot of busy pattern.
Great head structure is a plus - I want a little somethin'-somethin' to bite down on, baby!
No fatties! ... I mean, uh, no dalmatian spots. Sorry ladies, that's non-negotiable. It's all right to feel disappointed.

I'd prefer a girl who is 20 grams or larger, because my majestic loins don't want to wait forever. But if there's a slightly smaller girl who's just perfect, I'd be willing to wait for her to grow up, and settle for leering at her through my windows for a while.

I'm really choosy but don't let that put you off. Send me your pics. Llllllllllladies!