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    (look at the tag on her shirt) Yup, just as I thought... "Made in Heaven".
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    (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

    Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. (lol that ones my favorite)

    I have only three months to live...(youd have to be a terrible person to use this one lol)
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    [quote="I have only three months to live...(youd have to be a terrible person to use this one lol)[/quote]

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA cute. oh i got one
    ::dip finger in a glass of water and tap the persons shoulder:: "omg lets get you outta these wet cloths"

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    There's always the famous, "Hey, those are some nice pants. They'd look better crumpled in the corner of my bedroom."
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    do you wash your jeans in Windex.???....because i can see myself in them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lizardrick1
    do you wash your jeans in Windex.???....because i can see myself in them.
    ROFLMBO!!! :lol: Haven't heard that one.
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    Those clothes sure would look good in a crumpled heap in my bedroom.

    I wish you were a door so i coudl slam you all day.

    Are those legs or the stairway to heaven?

    Wanna play army? i'll lie down and you blow the f*** out of me.

    And the best one ever

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