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    does anybody knwo any realy funny pickup lines? original and funny and nothign corny. but of course as we all know. they dont work. so please dont try this at home(haha) i just want to know more for a joke than to actually use it at a club or whatever social parties u dorks go to 8)

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    LMBO. That reminds me of something my husband said to me when we first started dating. We were sitting under a tree, he turns to me and says, "If it were a choice between having you, or having cancer... I'd choose you." I laughed until I cried. It's great to know that I'm better than a tumor! (I think he was trying to say something like, "If I had a choice between having you and having cancer... or not having you at all, I'd still choose to have you." Which still sounds stupid so I'm not quite sure what he was getting at, but he was pretty embarassed!)
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    "Hey baby I might not be a flintstone but I'll sure as hell make your
    bed-rock" Works very well when dealing with intellegent and self respecting women, or "If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?" also helps break the ice with any potenetial date. LOL
    Ps:women really like it when you put them in there place............the kitchen! LMAO
    oh alright I'm just joking. Most of these line will get you slapped but het I thoght they were funny.
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    hey baby, lets get some barbcue and get busy !

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    i do not understand maxes.. LOL!!

    i heard the flinstone one.. LOL if i were a booger id pick you first.. corny but cute i guess

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    lol yeaa i dont get max's either but i loved eli's lol its too bad they dont work for ya!
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    hey baby, wanna get a pizza and f***!.... no, what you dont like pizza??? just kidding, my lil brother said that to a chick...and got laid!!!!!!
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    Do you use Gillette because your the best a man can get

    Don't use this it never works
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