Founding member and former moderator just stopping by :) Eli Ink of Badassherps
Well it's been a few years since last I posted in here and as usual just randomly I thought I should pop in and say hi, maybe even see if anyone I used to know was still lurking these forms. For those of you that do not know who I am (probably a lot of you) I was one of the first 5 or so members here on Pangea as well as a moderator for some of my ore active moments. I used to be a full time breeder of crested geckos but these days I find myself living in Hollywood as a freelance photographer, model and personal assistant to fetish models and adult industry personalities. Needless to say things have changed sense my humble beginnings as a feather ruffling gecko farmer. Anyway it's so great to see this forum still up and running! And what the hell morph is that crested in the banner!!!???
A little about me from my FB bio :
Together we must stick apart, united against collectivism.
Well fuck I guess this is where I'm supposed to talk about myself, here goes.
I am that wild eyed boy with snakes wrapped round his neck, running barefoot in the sun. I am the slipping seconds between the explosion and the ash overhead, one more fleeting face passing you by. A feather ruffler in the chicken coup, a termite in societies crutch, a vital spirit distilled from mental fermentation. A modern human being not concerned with outdated and illogical gender roles, moral dogma, and racially fueled hate. Another cocky fucker with all the answers and drink in his hand . I am the foul mouthed pervert eloquently reciting love poems to the deaf. A fiery and ambitious creature, attempting to live each day to it's fullest and use each moment to become a more genuine and well humored person. Someone seeking depth and meaning in this life, without the comforting delusions of religion or the superficial distractions of mass society. A drunken rabble rouser, out shaking hands and breaking hearts. Idealistic and young but far from foolish. I am the Atheist laughing in the foxhole. An inquisitive smart ass, a social loner, the honorable scoundrel up to no good for all the right reasons. A good bad boy and a bad good boy. A vulnerable man with bullet proof skin. A stone faced joker, a spiritual atheist, subtle hints in bold lettering. A complex collection of contradiction..
What others have to say about me:
"You should get it! The whole persona you have going on screams rape me. "
"You already know what I think of you but I'll tell you again. Your smart, interesting, funny, charismatic, charming, deep, talented and as gorgeous as anyone could be. To know you is to love you."
"Dark but enlightened...Outspoken but Arrogant.....Possibly a dick but how would I know...you vibrate with the possibility to be nice. But then again I don't know. First impressions."
Saying you have a way with words is an absolute understatement, and is something to be admired, in regards to both general speaking, and your poetic side. You are an extremely intelligent person although I glimpse a hint of a narcissistic side in you. (Just being truthful! Your tastes in beer make me want to do all kinds of crazy happy dances!
All in all, you are an awesome and entertaining guy, and I am very pleased to know you, even the little bit that I do.
"Eli is a brilliant mind contained within a package that though attractive and curious to the public is not so readily accepted. He is not a middle of the road kind of man, and refuses to live a lukewarm life". -Mandi
"I would say that you were very intelligent and creative, with the misfortune of being very handsome with the fortune of not believing it...and that you are maybe a little lost in what role you should play in life "
"You sir, in the time i have had the luxury to spend with you, has confirmed that there are real "men" in this city. Not in a ghey way, but that chivalry is not dead. That there are connections between humans that are intended. That connection is treated with the same respect as given. Love you brother. You can count me in on any praise at your wedding, death, birth or just a Facebook post."
"Eli is the type of guy who wants someone to write his biography for him. I'd do it but here's the problem: he wants someone to do it for free. Normally for that kind of writing I'd charge anywhere from 11 chicken wings to 17 chicken wings per page. But this cheapskate isn't coming off that shit. That's what kind of guy he is. This is bullshit, I want my chicken wings."
"You have invisible balls.You drink like a fish...but you would do anything for anyone. You scratched my copy of Detroit Rock City and I wanna punch you in the face. I love you. I liked watching you feed your stupid reptiles and I wish you still lived here. Overall, I'd say you are an awesome dumbass. I appreciate your bluntness as far as what you want from women,but I would never touch you with someone else's vagina."
"My perception is that you are very talented and funny. You are a bad boy with a good heart, fun-loving, and an individual who is very comfortable in his own skin. Your confident in a very sexy, non-douche way. =D Oh yeah, and you're smokin' hot too! And a little bit humble. There is a big difference between confident and cocky. You are definitely confident and that is very appealing!"
"The foulest death is preferable to the cleanest slavery"