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    Default So I have to ask....

    What is Matthew Parks Day????
    I know who he is obviously!
    But I noticed on the bottom of the page a notice.....
    I think 5 species of geckos is enough! Lets not talk about the snakes!

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    LOL I think its his Birthday.
    But I might be mistaken.

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    I think this will be the day in which we all celebrate the awesomeness of Matt and give thanks to him for what he has givin us! His b-day is in november.
    STEVEN

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    It's the day you all look in the mirror and realize you will never be as awesome as Matt Parks. It's a depressing day for everyone but him.

    Also, you're supposed to send him beer.

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    I'm officially placing an order on the 27th to commemorate the tremendous occassion that is matthew parks.
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    I read on another forum that Matthew Parks eats kittens.

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    duh they're as delicious as they are cute... i don't see how you couldn't eat a kitten

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    Default yumm

    they are sort of like a crested or lays potato chips! :th_Jttesur:

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    legend has it that during a visit to New Caldonia, Matt Parks once cut off and discarded one of his legs and filled a prosthetic one with 17 cresteds and a leachie in order to pass customs on his way back. I don't know if this is true or not. I believe it though.

    I also heard he uses a kitten in place of lime for his Coronas...

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    It's a day in which we all buy a crap ton of stuff from him and make him rich.

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